HOW I BECAME "THE DOGECOIN ASTROLOGER."
On Friday January 29th 2021, I created an astrology chart for Dogecoin, (just for fun, curiosity, personal entertainment, study fodder. As a joke, in true Doge fashion), using it's release date as a birthdate, and chart rectification methods to come up with an approximate birth time and coordinates.
My initial reason was actually curiosity, due to the fact that Dogecoin experienced a massive peak at the perfection of the Venus/Pluto conjunction in Capricorn. Venus being (money), and Pluto being (Power.) I felt like something was up, that there was more to the Dogecoin than met the eye for it to just peak out like crazy like that out of nowhere under that precise planetary perfection. The creators of the coin were associated with IBM. I felt it was worth looking deeper into, so I decided to create a chart and do some digging, study, and investigating.
I released the Dogecoin chart to instagram and Facebook that evening, complete with transit predictions. No one took it seriously, -except for my best friend Kurt, who proceeded to divest from other things and buy a fuck ton of dogecoins, and a lot of people tried to talk him out of it. I mean...A LOT. He also went on to post my social media posts/dogecoin predictions to reddit. It was all an odd thing to witness and be a part of, as I'm not in stonks or crypto at all, and don't know anything about investing or trading or cryptocurrency.
I'm just an astrologer.
The week of February 1st 2021 was my "beta test" of the Dogecoin chart. I had to observe the accuracy of my predictions and see them come to fruition in order to affirm that my chart rectification was correct and to be confident that it could be relied upon in the future for further shitposts and dogecoin predictions. I needed to ensure that my dogecoin chart was in fact, seaworthy.
The dogecoin chart turned out to be accurate and reliable.
*It should be noted that Dogecoin is the only crypto chart I am willing to run predictions on and make publicly available for free because it's the only one that I find hilarious enough to cover without being paid for my time. I also share a Sun, rising, and Venus sign with Dogecoin, so I feel personally entertained by the idea of writing short horoscope predictions and analyses at random for a crypto currency that began solely as a joke, but clearly has a secret dream to be taken completely fucking seriously. I feel that we share a lot in common, and the other cryptos are just way too pretentious for me to want to run free charts on.
(No offense to anyone out there.)
Some argue that Dogecoin could never succeed, because it started out as just a joke. As a musician and creative person myself, all of my best music and works, (in fact, all of my music if I'm honest with myself), starts out as a joke, so I argue that this is precisely why dogecoin can be very success, and why people actually like it so much. It isn't taking itself overly seriously.
I don't know shit about crypto. Like I said, I'm just an astrologer.
Below is a timeline of my posts on dogecoin astrological predictions thus far to social media. I will continue to add relevant intel regarding this topic to this section/page as I feel compelled to and when I have time.
HOW IT BEGAN: A Timeline
*The following text is copied and pasted from my IG post from Jan 29th 2021:
🐶💲 Dogecoin is a Sun sign Sagittarius, "born" Dec 6, 2013. It has natal Venus and Pluto in Capricorn, so it makes sense that the recent Venus/Pluto conjunction perfecting in Capricorn saw #Dogecoin surge with such fearsome and awesome power. Dogecoin is currently tanking again. If my estimations on time are anywhere near correct (just defaulted to 9 AM here), this makes Dogecoin a Capricorn rising, which feels very accurate to me, judging by it's surge of publicity and value under the Venus/Pluto conjunction. If so, we can perhaps expect Dogecoin to go back up again a little bit around Mon/tues/wed, after Venus enters it's 2nd house ruled by Aquarius, and the Moon runs through it's 10th house of public recognition. Again, this is an *estimated* "birth" time, I don't know the exact time, or coordinates that it was released, so this is a total crapshoot, for entertainment and observational purposes ONLY,- as the rising sign/house placements are one of the most important factors for predictive accuracy. This is based on some half-assed wikipedia research on Dogecoin, and *guessing*, based on the recent #astrological configurations. If anyone can offer a more approximate release/"birth" time for Dogecoin, this would be much appreciated. It'll be interesting to see what it does this week, if anything, other than continue to tank. Either way, this will give me something else to laugh about goddamnit let me live. Good luck nerds.😂✌️
On January 31st, I was still tentative, and in the beta testing stages of my dogecoin chart, awaiting for my predictions to come to pass. I posted the following to Facebook and IG.
*The text below the photo is copied and pasted from my IG post of the FB post screenshot.
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